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"And I know what ladies like Need a man that’s polite, listens and takes advice I could be all three,..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:34:01 -0400

“And I know what ladies like
Need a man that’s polite, listens and takes advice
I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe”

- Hey Ma, by Cam’ron (via twofeethighandrising)

raidingfridges: ..Then maybe it would be ok to say then, I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:33:44 -0400

raidingfridges:

..Then maybe it would be ok to say then,
I wasn’t a good guy to begin with..

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4w-k: oh oh eye pic

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:51:00 -0400

4w-k:

oh oh eye pic

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:50:44 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:48:54 -0400

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:47:09 -0400

h-ollowreeds: “The Maze Runner is The Hunger Games for boys.”

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:45:03 -0400

h-ollowreeds:

“The Maze Runner is The Hunger Games for boys.”

these-times-will-pass: Love quotes? you will love this blog!

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:44:18 -0400

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:43:43 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:41:00 -0400

my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:40:49 -0400

my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day

missmadhatter4life: meltingpenguins: qwertylady: colourmeaston...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:39:47 -0400

missmadhatter4life:

meltingpenguins:

qwertylady:

colourmeastonished:

fortheloveofemrys:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

see i think the problem in twilight is not that kristen stewart is a bad actor

bella swan is just an awful character

^^ HERE HERE.

My friend and I have a conspiracy theory, which is that KS read the books, realised Bella has no emotions and is an utterly flat, unobtervant and dull character…and acted her perfectly canonically.

Also, yes, she looks so different here. It’s amazing.

I think that’s actually a fact. well, that and a good, healthy dose of ‘no one hates twilight as much as the cast’

You should see her performance in ‘Speak’. She manages to say a million things in a single glance in some of the scenes. She’s a very talented actress.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:35:03 -0400

johmielec: beautiful

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:34:42 -0400

johmielec:

beautiful

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:33:24 -0400